Girl Friends

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

The worst thing of being a girl is to have other girl friends, well, this is totally true, girl friends can be horrible or sweet, but never both. Well, I have a good friend, whose tale are suppose to be told, which is part amusing and interesting. Part of this have been doctored.

Well, when I was having a drink with my friends, well, its this small group of friends whom I enjoy being their friend, all guys, and I just had to bring a girl that night, well, she drives, so, I was just bringing her along, I can't mention her name, because her boy friend will kill me if he knows that his girl is lying to him in order to hang out with me.

Well, when we were talking about what we always talked about, she just blend in the conversation, that's what I like about her, she's good at such things, and also she knows all my friend, well, after a while, she received a call from another of her friend, whom she met in someplace somewhere, since the other friend is a mutual friend, so, we just decided to asked her there, and well, she's talkative, and when she began to talk about someone's ex, she just happened to mention that the ex is still single and available, and she's meeting her the following night, well, it was a little unexpected that she did something which was non of her business, well, she set up a big plan, so that my other friend accidentally met the 'ex' and let fate take its course, well, it is absolutely embarrassing for the guy to sit there and just being attacked by this harmless looking girl, and the scar it'll leave would be deep. 

Well, he chicken out and didn't follow by the plan, and this kind of girls, what are they? nice or evil?

Merry Christmas

Monday, December 10, 2007

 This picture is actually meant for someone special, but since no one read my blog, I assume it'll reach her eventually.

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose
and if you ever saw it
you would even say it glows.

All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names
they never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games.

Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then how the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee (yippee)
"Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
you'll go down in history."

World Miss Tourism 2007

Thursday, December 6, 2007

 

My little hometown has been flooded with these beauties from all over, well, the Latino are really hot, but I still like blonde, I couldn't make it to their gala because the tickets are so expensive and I've seen the beauties face to face already, and it's really funny, those guys at Toyota are really smart, I'll talk more about that later as the story progress, first of all, it'll be the World Miss Tourism Finale in my little hometown where it's never been held, and like any big event, the mafia boss made a killing by overcharging, and place a full load of *bleep* on the presentation, they also rallied the road of the town, it's rather interesting, well, all I did was to laugh, and I stood in front of my shop which is also the last stop of the beauties from 32 countries, and like any pervert, the employee who was suppose to take all those pictures of the beauties took only blonde, and the quality is less than pleasant looking, well they don't like the black beauty, some sort of racism is going on here.

 

Like usual, the big parade consists of a lot of  beauties on Toyota pickup, they said that 32 cars would be the lucky enough to bring these people around and the only thing the driver get? A flag of the country the car represent, the car is decorated with the budget of the car owner, and nothing else, however, this is sort of scam for me, and as I later found out that, people are quickly forming a line of who to get the honorable spot, and the pickup sales boost just for event, well, my friend's dad is the boss, I know such things.

  

Oh ya, on the parade, I was standing on a lesser crowded place in the street, and those beauties wasn't really paying attention to us, so, a very pissed off watcher was screaming like mad dog just to get their attention, and when Miss South Korea passed, one stupid idiot sceramed arigatou, and I just coundn't stop laughing, so damn stupid, I'd hide my stupidity to myself if I was him, but he provide great laugh to me though.  

A Foochow Wedding

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Well, anyone from Sibu should have known when my cousin gets married because of all those publicity he recieved in the newspaper, so, I would like to tell a tale of the process of the wedding in a long and tremendous detail.

To meet a girl:

They met because the girl was the employee, I have to say, there might be some young butt there but there are not much very polite one, or young ones which I might add. Well, it might just be luck or just some matchmaking involved. Well, in this case, fate pretty much took care of everything, and his dad just take care of the monetary side. 

Next, the date is set, and invitation card sent, usually red, because the nice custom of said that's a must, if I can change it, I'll go with white and gold, it's a little more elegant, but with shades of red, something nice also can be made. The invitation would not be asking you if you would attend or not, or you're allergic to what food,  there's none of such service, you would have known the food which is going to be served, and you won't be served individually, what you're expected to do is, to show up, if you couldn't, send someone, or show for a few minutes. The seat were not assigned, so there would be free seating, except for the newly wed. 

All the prep will not be discussed here, so, skip to the day of the wedding…

They start at the house, they just do a lot of bowing, well, at every corner of Chinese house you'll see dead people's picture, well, you'll have to bow to it, with two red candles in front, there's no minister present,so, I don't really know what happened. Then, bow to the door, then the family, then the parents, I was unaware of so many things I need to learn. 

Then, I don't know why, but before the bride depart, they need to go back and forth from the bride's house 3 times before wedding, and unfortunately, there will be a lot of car following, I just knew that I'm in such cars, and it's interesting, oh yeah, before I forget, you'll need to bring a raw pig's leg to the bride's house, some mee suah, eggs? I don't remember what they bring, and you'll have to eat a bowl of noodle, its compulsory no matter how full you are then. 

Well, then the groom's house, I was late to there,  so, I can't really know what happened, I just know the lunch is packed, and the the night, the couple is tested with series of question designed to make them punished, singing, dancing, kissing, everything clean as there are kids present, well, it is fun, and I've left early because my very good friend said I can go out with her that night, she emphasis on the 'just you and I' thing clearly, so, I'll just have to leave.