What I want in my house

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Well, why do we always follow other people when it comes to building a house, an architect may or may not have his unique idea on how a house look like, but the ones who really need to know is ourselves, and i bet you never knew that. We know ourself, and there’s never enough to satisfy that urge to get what we always want. That’s where other people’s role came in. You go to other people’s house and see an intelligent design, and you see that it’s good, then this come into your mind, ah, I must get that, and this  pile of other people’s suggestion made up all kinds of whacky design that will soon be your house. Don’t kid me when you say that a small apartment is an ideal place, because so much space is wasted. Of course, it’s like what the late George Carlin said about stuff.

Okay, I honestly don’t think I need a big house, and so goes the fence. Now, do you really believe the presence of a fence will keep people out? That piece of structure is just rubbish! That’s the first thing people know how to overcome. If you need a hint from me, ok here is it, don’t pick the locks! Aim for the ironmogery. Neh, the thing that binds them to the wall. Build a garage if you want to be safe, you get rid of the fence, thus, bigger house!

I always wanted a house filled with misery. Yes, to all those who come there, filled with hidden doors, hidden passage. Vault embeded into walls, and security system behind protraits.  Secret passages. This is an interesting ideas, I don’t even know what I am going to be when I grow up, if I happens to get into the ‘dark’ side, well, this might be valuable. I happened to know how to design tunnel. 

The doors might have to look like the walls, was thinking of something like hidden entrance. Just to keep other people out. Friends, family coming for a visit won’t be able to get in. Buglar should have hard time too, I love the Egyptian ideas, killing all their builders so that the secret die with them.

Law breaking. The construction law is ridiculous, you need someone to approve that your design is fine. Why?  Isn’t we all using the same system? Now we need to submit it to them so that it’s certified to be inhibitable, this is total bulls*it. What they are doing with building they think it’s fine to live in? Look, and that’s all, of course, if you want to accelerate it, you need to practice what the chinese did to get things done, red packets.  That’s the only reason they are there! 

New materials! ETFE(http://www2.dupont.com/Products/en_RU/Tefzel_ETFE_fluoropolymer_resin_en.html) is a good new product I might consider since the workmanship is way lower than glass. Not durable yet but Do Pont outdid themselves again.  I was wondering, why do they not want to use wood in construction? Wood is everywhere, they use it for formwork, then throw it away. Waste! There’s so much restriction now that wood will be last thing on your mind. For your information, curtain burns faster!

What else? Bigger toilets, definitely. Bigger beds, and one awesome cooling system! He he. There’s simply so much things in my mind