now.. this is brilliant….

Thursday, August 21, 2008

this is a story about true brilliance of my university, thinking that every smart ass should follow their footstep.

however, it is such a shame that I, clement, does not have a mind that complicated as them when it comes to managing things.

the 3 year course dudes are having their graduation  next weekend, i do wonder if that shmuck will be smart if he is using his weiner think for him, but lets not talk about them, this is about those in computer science. this special group of people is very lucky

they have to undergo 6 month industrial training instead of 3, and they are gradiating same time this week. 

but if my math serve me right, its not even 4 month for them.

this means that they have tohave certain relationship with this institution of higher learning after graduation.

i do wonder what is the worst that could happened if they don’t finish that. isn’t graduation the final phase in this wonderful journey of insult? i do not know

i still could not figure it out. you graduate and you need to pass things up? am i stupid or something not being to figure out something so simple?

ps.. just wondering.. should i get something for my ex? 

please don’t ban this

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

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i wasted my time

you should know what i am doing yesterday, for five straight hours, i’ve been watching this videos from youtube.

This is more interesting to me than porn. 

nat hates me thinking too much about food. she just complained about me being too fat. ha ha. it has been 5 straight hours when i see the last of the iron chef on the food network.

the age old question

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

the age old question is still this…. how to make a woman happy?

there’s no definite answer to that. even after making survey in malaysia only…. 

this is not a question for women, but more for guys… because if you ask a woman that… the list will never end. 

then there’s this issue about happy family. you’ll never have a happy family unless the woman is happy. 

by that i mean, she has nothing to complain about, ever. 

i still am curious because i am trying to make one person who i could say that she’s the hardest person to please. i could make her laugh, but her happiness is still uncertain.

some people might say that.. i’m trying too much, some might say,  i’m not trying hard enough. or etc.

then there’s this topic about arguement… i tried to make her always right, then she accuse me of being a whimp for not having a mind of my own, then when i voice my reason… she said.. its all about me….

if i claim this:

how to make a man happy? other woman? 

woman would rage and against this….

then, if i say…. how to make a woman happy? other man?

what say you?

when is it offensive?

Monday, August 18, 2008

what topic offend some poeple? okay, i don’t think politics is offensive at all, instead its stupid. however, we need to be aware of it, at least we know who is the pervert who screw us over. 

laws…? some law is real funny, but is it offensive? everyone breaks law, especially the copyright law… 

medicine? there’s no cure anymore.. because it is not profitable…. what is there to say? 

death? okay… i still say that dying young is a blessing….

religion? okay… for me, this is still a fairytale more than believe. 

sex? do you still need to be taught on this? 

books? this bore me. okay.. next time if i do a book review, it will be this few words.. this is good…. or.. this sucks… simple, straight and no bull. 

movie review? i hate this. all the spoilers will be leaked. give me a guide… how long after release could we start criticizing?

other bloggers? this would degrade me….. but it does depends on what… 

comments? yeah rite….

what else?